Which Kentucky county will buy the most of these? Because there are a number of counties where they’ll sell like hotcakes. One wonders if this tree actually performs double-duty: got a kid that’s been “naughty”? Nail him/her up to this for a couple of hours, and he/she’ll be “nice”!
People for the American Way note—Just try taking the “Christ” out of Christmas now.
Of course, Kentucky has its own defenders of all things pagan, including Christmas trees.

I don’t care for the naked cross. Could I rent out Pastor Fugate to hang on my cross/tree during Christmas eve.?????
Hmmmm. That presents difficult questions of fair cash rental value, methinks.
Scary and hilarious at the same time.
Mia, these days Kentucky has a split personality. There’s most of Lexington and most of Louisville, and then there’s the rest of the state. I think these wouldn’t be big interest items in Lexington or Louisville–at least, I don’t think they would.